>>Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don’t worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It’s $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
>>A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office. The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.” “You re a brave man,” said the dentist. “Now, show me which tooth it is.” The husband turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.”
>>Patient: “It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone’s mouth.” Dentist: “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”
>>I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy”s tooth. “Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!” “Yes,” replied the dentist, “but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office.”
>>What does the dentist of the year get?…A little plaque.
>>Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!
>>How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
>>Monster: Doctor, doctor, I m a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I m a dentist.
>>Nigel: You said the school dentist would be painless, but he wasn t. Teacher: Did he hurt you? Nigel: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
>>As the judge said to the dentist: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
>>Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
>>Dentist: Don’t worry. I m painless. Patient: I m not.
>>Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn’t the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I m coming to it.
>>Father: Don’t you feel better now that you’ve gone to the dentist? Son: Sure do. He wasn’t in.
>>I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That’s right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.
>>At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30).
>>What did the dentist say to the golfer? “You have a hole in one. ”
>>Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.
>>What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.
>>What is a dentist’s office? A filling station.
>>What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !
>>Where does the dentist get his gas?…At the filling station
>>What did the dentist say to the computer?…This won’t hurt a byte
>>What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?…Fill me in when you get back
>>Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? “The Dentist will see you now.”
>>Open wider. requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. “Good God !” he said startled. “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen – the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.” “OK Doc !” replied the patient. “I m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.” “I didn’t !” said the dentist. “That was the echo.”
>>While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one Who’s so gentle and understanding too.” When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, “Oh, that was just my Mother.”
>>Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don’t worry, it’s my first extraction too.
>>Dentist: There goes the only woman I ever loved. Assistant: Why don’t you marry her? Dentist: I can’t afford to. She’s my best patient.
>>Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled? Dentist: With pain $200 and without pain $100. Patient: Well, without pain it’s cheaper. Pull it WITHOUT pain. Without anesthesia neither anything, the dentist begins to extract the tooth, when the patient outcry: Aaaahhhhhhhh !!!!! Hey, WITH pain it costs $200 !!!, replies the dentist.
>>Gerald: “Have you ever come across a man who, at the slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every fiber of your being?” Mabel: “Yes, the dentist.”
>>believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.
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